If the boys were teachers...
- Harry: So, erm. The answer for this is... uhm... erm... it's, uh, so, erm, basically, you do this massive equation and it takes a long time foh oohz, but... erm... yeah...
- Louis: that's the fucking right answer! Hey kids, wanna hear a really funny dirty joke Harry told me yesterday? So these guys walk into a bar-
- Liam: Kid: I don't understand this. Liam: Yeah, me neither.
- Zayn: Who's sexy? Kids: You're sexy, Mr. Malik. Zayn: Good job! I taught you well!
- Niall: Snack time! Kid: We just had snack time... Niall: no you didn't. Kid: yes we- Niall: NO YOU DIDN'T!
When I try and talk to normal people about anything other than swimming
The morning after a killer distance practice
When someone beats me swimming:
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